Virtually Addicted (posted April, 11 2010 via Facebook)

Have you every noticed how fast technology is advancing? It may be faster than Clark Kent trying to find the shitter. With the recent launch of Apples iPad, I felt compelled to spit out more comical bullshit through the topic of tech. 

During my final years of High School, we juveniles were strapped on digital devices. On top of that, the ones we had at the time were pieces of shit, compared to todays standards. If you remember paging 07734 or 23778008 and turning it upside down or lugging the ten pound green screen gameboy with the overheating battery pack attached to your hip, then you can relate. In the subject of music, we were on

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Food For Thought. E-coli Free. Part 1. (posted March, 16 2010 via Facebook)

Recently, my Facebook page has been acting weird, giving me a headache. Loading half-ass, stupid grey box doesn't go away after I poke someone, and trouble commenting on and publishing updates. Which may be a good thing. In my search through Google, tech forums, and countless blogs, I came across a few interesting articles. So interesting, they totally distracted me from seeking the answers I was looking for.

This quick Q&A interview with a Facebook Psychologist...who would of thought there was one...captured

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News Feed Drama is Old News (posted March 13, 2010 via Facebook)

DRAMA is like the skin of deep fried chicken. You know having too much of it is bad for you, but....it tastes so damn good. Thats why we love movies like The Shawshank Redemption or digest endless pages of the Twilight Saga. Stories that captures our imagination and allows us , for that brief moment, to live vicariously through it's characters. For most of us, it's simply entertainment. For others, an escape of their own personal affairs. But these are works of fiction created for consumer enjoyment.

As for me, I have a shitload of real life drama. So does everybody else. Let me re-write this. You have a shitload of

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2010 Hawaii Tsunami. Kipps Version.

February 27, 2010, Saturday morning 7:45 am. My cell phone is buzzing from a recent message. In white colored font with dark blue background, it reads...Kipp, tsunami warning. turn on the news.

It takes a while for both eyes to open in the a.m. One eye slowly opens and the other plays catch up for the next five minutes. This day was the complete opposite. Jolting out of bed, I quickly turned the tv on to unknowingly begin, the waste of a picture perfect day in Hawaii. In other words, I could have gone surfing.

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The Ever So Useful "Like" Button (posted February 08, 2010 via Facebook)

THIS note writing is very therapeutic. you should all try it sometime. especially the ones who really do need therapy. if you're not sure that you do, please read this...and then he said, "let there be status updates". the author is not responsible for dizziness, fatigue, ringing in ears, prolonged erection, cannibalism or douchebagacitus that may occur.

With all those updates, applications, mobile uploads, videos, links, who said what to who and who is now friends with me, i had throw in the word me. who really has the time to indulge into all of ones news feed?

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...and then he said, "Let there be status updates" (My first blog entry)

SO i decided to create a note for this because the discussion of the title above is limitless and will need more than 420 characters allowed in a status update. also, facebooks new "simple" layout will probably be more complicated for those who still drag their knuckles. if you decide to continue reading, know this. i will, to the best of my ability, keep things short, concise and avoid fucking offensive remarks. 

first, let me say my english and composition are horrible. my last English course consisted of Sports Illustrated as the text book. no kidding. hey, the reason i signed up for the class is because of the Swimsuit

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