The Unexplainable

Tears, laughter, dancing, talking, hugging, giving, more tears, more laughing, more...everything.  I recently attending a course that is extremely difficult to explain into words.  Even for one who is clever (or who thinks he is) with the English dictionary.  But here I am, hammering away at my keyboard, posting something about something that is virtually unexplainable.  Did I mention unexplainable?  So what words will be read in the following             paragraphs?  Hmm...I think I in inadvertently stumbled upon a Catch 22.

I'm going to put my twisted sense of logic in the backseat and my let my fingers do the typing for this.  Hey, did i mention unexplainable?




Fingers:  Why are you making us type type type.  We rather be with the xbox controller, fondling with A,B,X,Y, Left/Right Bumper and Triggers.  Because we love it there.  Oh, and by the way, we could use some Jergens.


Kipp:  STFU and stop complaining.  I told you we were going to do this.


Fingers:  Fine.  Douche.  All eight of us went to a seminar.  Cousin thumbs came too.  We met hundreds of other fingers.  Four fingers at a time.  And we were introduced to many fingers, that came from all walks of life,  at same seminar we attended.  Fingers that wrote books.  Fingers that sold houses, Fingers that healed people.  Fingers that taught other fingers to do what other fingers wanted to learn.  Fingers that flipped the pages that the other fingers wrote.  Boy, we met some successful fingers.  All we do, is wax your longboard, enter login passwords and scratch your ass.


Kipp:  Seriously, focus or I'm taking a walk to the kitchen to do the dishes, while scratching my ass.


Fingers:  One day, all of us will stand at attention, and have index, ring and pinkie, bow down to you.  Soo anyways, what we discovered was many of the newly met fingers, who had owners of different professions and social status, had similarities to our douchebag owner.


Kipp: ....


Fingers:  And upon this discovery were more discoveries.  A massive amount, so huge that it became unmeasurable.  Didn't you mention something about unexplainable?  Yeah, that.  After getting out of your nose, we made the biggest discovery of them all.  That we can be any type of fingers we want to be.  We can have our cake and eat it too.  We can influence the other fingers around us.  We can be couragous fingers.  We can be loving fingers.  We can be forgiving fingers.  We can be genuinely happy fingers.  We can have anything we want fingers!!  Do we need to continue?


Kipp:   I think I'll close this post with a job well done.  But before I do, we should thank Staton.  Staton, your action in getting my ass and fingers to this course is one to be commended.  Your unrelenting persistence and tremendous faith gave me this gift that I want to pass on to others.  I love you Stat for introducing me to this course.  You bring the definition of "friendship" to a whole new level.  You are inspirational.  Beautiful.  Generous.  Brilliant.  Most of all, you are awesome!!