Which Came First? The Chicken or the Hen?

Life is truly amazing, it hands you certain individuals that totally blows you away.  I'm talking about people that do things that absolutely stand out from the crowd.  The philanthropist person.  The Mr./Mrs. aloha person.  The extremely optimistic person.  The happy drunk person.  The comical genius person.  And the ever loving, What the fuck did you just say person.  Here's what I mean...





me:     Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
        
wtf person:     You're stupid.  I'm not falling for those trick questions.  Chickens don't lay eggs.


me:     What the fuck did you just say?


wtf person:     What?  Chickens don't lay eggs.


me:     (in sarcastic tone)  Oh mighty genius, please oh please humble me in your wisdom and tell me what lays the eggs.


wtf person:     It's the hen that lays the eggs...right?


me:     Yes, the hen lays the eggs.  *sigh*  And a hen is what animal?


wtf person.     I dunno?  Aren't hens, hens?  Stop it you're confusing me.


me:     (with pistol hand gesture, pointed at temple with firing thumb motion) Shit, it's too late for that.  You confused yourself a long time ago.  A hen is a female chicken.  Holy fuckballs, wtf person!!


wtf person.    Sorry blonde moment!!


me:       Your life is a blonde moment.


Leave it to me to twist the knife further and pour salt on the wound.  I specialize in that.  You must treasure those special moments of mild retarded-ness, that magically blossoms in front of you.  Even ones that involves hens.  Or is it a chicken?