party: we'd like a round of vodka cran and some soybeans
waitress: okay. do you want garlic or just regular salt?
party: yeah, you can put garlic salt.
waitress: ....
Returning to my home of all homes, there are many things that will always remain constant. Besides the ever growing ohana, the chickens that crow at two o'clock in the morning, the extremely vocal cows, the harmonious stray dog chorus and a town that goes silent at sundown. Surrounded by pasture lands, macadamia nut farms, and reformed sugar cane fields that now serve up silky smooth robust ka'u coffee beans and the hide and go seek pakalolo patch, this home of all homes is blanketed by a crisp night sky, littered with millions of unvisited stars
Tears, laughter, dancing, talking, hugging, giving, more tears, more laughing, more...everything. I recently attending a course that is extremely difficult to explain into words. Even for one who is clever (or who thinks he is) with the English dictionary. But here I am, hammering away at my keyboard, posting something about something that is virtually unexplainable. Did I mention unexplainable? So what words will be read in the following paragraphs? Hmm...I think I in inadvertently stumbled upon a Catch 22.


